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Barnacle SamSam, was the barnacle man.
Even as a kid he would plan
Trips to the sea,
Only to be
With his beloved Diane.
Now Diane was his little shelled wonder,
A girl whose life was way under
The sea's gentle waves
She'd never misbehave
But she'd always send his heart asunder.
Day after day, he would sit there,
Sighing and floating on prayers
He wished he could be
Under the sea
Alone with his watery mare.
But one day he went to the quay,
simply looking only to be
one with his girl
His belly did twirl
To find out that she was a he!
For Diane was a common hermaphrodite!
She could change her gender within a night,
Poor Sam's heart was a' broke
He held back a sob with a choke
As his love became her own shiny knight.
Now Sam sits alone on a boat,
his heart permanently stuck in his throat.
She crosses his mind
His heart's still entwined
For the barnacle that could make his heart float.
But Sam has a secret of his own.
You all must think him so alone;
But what you don't see
Is his lengthy wee-wee
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