My Mother The LumpMy mother the lumpis not very plump,but her head's in a slumpand she looks like a bump... on a log."My head's in a fog!""My nose has a clog!""I'm as sick as a dog!"I am sorry the she must hog.... the bed.She hasn't been fed,she looks nearly dead,and her eyes are unnaturally red.But my mother's the best!She'd ace every test!If this cold weren't a pestshe'd get plenty of rest,but for now my mother's a bump on a long,her head's in a fog,she's as sick as a dog.And if I don't give this song a rest,she'll toss me in a bog!